What Happened To R&B?

I love music. What I listen to rotates with my mood. If I feel like rapping some shit & speeding down the freeway, I might put on some Pac Div. If I feel like relaxing, I might put on some Jhene Aiko or Stacy Barthe. Feeling nostalgic? I might put on some Soul 4 Real or even some Patrice Rushen.

Lately though, genres have become murky & many different sounds exist. And I love that! I really do. But at the same time, it makes me wonder, what happened to the true sounds? More specifically, I’m talking about R&B.

Rhythm & Blues. Songs about love; songs about feeling good [take your mind out the gutter]; and if you want to take it there, songs about humanity a la Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” & The Isley Brothers’ “Harvest For The World”. These days we have ‘R&B’ songs about going to the club for two reasons only: bitches and drinks. REALLY?

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Prophylactics Could Be The Answer

I’m all for beginning a family. Procreation can be a beautiful thing. Couples in love, caring for each other who genuinely wanna care for their children. But then there’s those people who… are the opposite.

For example, you have the people who fuck anything with no protection, not giving a damn if they catch STDs or make babies or not. This leads to ain’t-shitness all around from the mother & father, possibly into the kids, but that’s another topic for another time.

Then you have the people who are content with each other, but then once they take a step towards having a kid, one learns something about the other that they don’t like, thus leading to a breakup, kid in limbo.

However this entry is dedicated to the dummies who are basically short changing themselves in this life. And don’t put it past me to tell you to your face either. Lol.

Joe* is in a relationship with an older woman who has a son who is almost half his age. Joe doesn’t really have a job, or even a steady one at that, and basically bullshits all day long. Joe & this woman are having a baby. Read more

The Curious Case of Nicki Minaj

 

:sigh:

I’ll admit, I used to have a little faith in Nicki Minaj.

Keyword[s] = used to.  I liked the rapper who damn near went harder than Jay-Z & Kanye on ‘Monster’.  I liked the chick who was talking about getting a girl for her & usher [0_o] to parley with. Unfortunately, that has all gone to shit.

Now she’s rapping about double D boobs & Dolly Parton, she’s a star like a sherrif badge… and some other ol’ stupidness that makes me literally shake my head when I hear it.

In my honest opinion, Nicki could have been the… dare I say it?… new age Lil’ Kim.

I mean, let’s talk about this for a second.  When Kim came out, she had the colorful wigs, she was definitely holding her own among the boys that were Junior M.A.F.I.A., and she was THEE female rapper of the 90′s who had bars but sold sex all at the same time.  When Nicki came out, we saw her in that infamous pose [no Drake though LOL] and instantly we knew, this chick might have something going for her. Like, that’s the angle she is going for? Cool. Let’s see where this goes.

I think when she first came out, her guest spots were better than some of her own songs.  For example, I already named ‘Monster’ and ‘Little Freak’, but add ‘Bottoms Up’ with Trey Songz and put those against ‘Massive Attack’, ‘Right Thru Me’ and all her other pop songs that she put out.  That’s the better Nicki, right?

Her debut album, Pink Friday, came out and I feel like the majority of the hip hop community was disappointed with the content, because it didn’t match with what was heard. She was trying to sing on most of her songs… I thought she was a rapper!

I guess she was smart in making the comparison between her & Kim in the beginning, but then she flipped it on everybody.  Then came the Nicki vs. Lil’ Kim ‘beef’. Lil’ Kim wanted Nicki to pay homage to her for biting her style, Nicki basically said how much more do you want me to say about how you influenced me, then she stomped all over Kim.  Nicki started talking about Kim in her songs, she did an interview with Angie Martinez slamming Kim and a whole bunch of other stuff about Kim that was uncalled for.  Granted Lil’ Kim has fallen off previous to that [because the song she performed at Rip The Runway was not it]

… but I digress.

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Broke Phi Broke… You Ain’t Got It? Oh.

Money is a sonofabitch, ain’t it? We need it to survive, we work all our lives to obtain it, only to pay it right back out so that we can live ‘comfortably’.

Now, I work hard for my pennies so that I can buy what I want, when I want. You know, standard shit that youngins do. And getting things for myself is bad enough at times, so what I most certainly don’t need is a broke bitch [male OR female, don't get it twisted] trying to spend MY money for ME.

I’m not trying to join Broke Phi Broke [shoutout Kanye lol] with you, on account of you!

For example, I like to go to concerts and shows.  I put the tickets on my credit card & just go. Pay off the bill later, you know?  Well, there is always that ONE person who doesn’t have anything, won’t have anything [for a while either] who wants you to pay for them to go.  A $20 ticket for them here and there, okay… but it adds up.  Three tickets later and $60 dollars out of my bank account, it’s time to pay up.

I’m supposed to go broke, paying for you to have a good time? I think not my friend.  So, after all this [and $60], you want me to buy you a $100 ticket? Hell no!

One thing you can always count on broke people for though, is to always want the most expensive thing, or to always do too much.

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Smooth Sh!t… Big Boi – She Said OK

Just in time for the summer, Big Boi [one half of the great rap duo that is Outkast] drops “She Said OK”.  Featuring Theophilus London and Tre Luce on the chorus, this is some groovy adult music.  Adult. You hear me?  Play this when you are with your significant other and some shit is bound to pop off. Lol… In a good way though.

I can’t wait for Big Boi’s next album.  Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty was super dope.  I actually bought a hard copy and you couldn’t get me to remove it from the CD deck of my car. To me, Big Boi is like that cool uncle who always got some crazy story for you every time he sees you, but no matter what he’s always got your back.  Lol does that make sense?

S|o TSS for putting me on…

Date Me… Dont Buy Me.

Twitter is notorious for talking about something and then rehashing it at a later date.  Today, the topic just so happened to be spending $200 on a date. $200 in this economy? For one date? That might last like 2 hours? Man. Where do people come up with this?

Of course, people were all over this.  They were talking about it for like, at least 6 hours. Let’s go over some of these ideas people had about this…

Chick 1: “A dude better spend more than that AND he better not ask me to pay any of it.”

Chick 2: “I go on expensive dates all of the time.  I’m used to it.  Haven’t called any of those guys back.”

Dude 1: “If I pay even $50 for a date, we fcking!!”

Dude 2: “I can cash out $500 on a date.  I take care of everything…”

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#teambreezy is stupid AF…

I really used to like Chris Brown.

USED TO: keywords.

I mean, my friend and I used to play his debut album on the way to school, damn near every morning. [It was high school though so... don't judge me.]  He reminded us of that new cute lightskin-ded dude on campus that all the girls wanted to get to know. Lol. His second album, I didn’t completely fck with, but you know, some singles I rocked with.  Cool.  Chris Brown still doing his thing.

Then… Rihanna happened. They began dating and they were so in looooove.  They were in KFC with the heavy PDA’s, you know, kid shit like that [I guess].  They were kind of like rebels, in their own rights of course, and they just seemed to work together as a couple. However… let’s recap first, shall we?

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